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From: [email protected] (Nemickol)
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Subject: The Rancho's lawn..
Date: 17 Dec 1995 00:58:46 GMT
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...has been decorated a bit while everyone
has been inside. The plasma weapons are now
working again. (alt.cp.tech rationalized them away
a while ago.) They offer both manual and automatic
fire supression systems, and the julliene fries
option is also working.
I had a chance to test them out on a pack of Wall $treet
ad drones who were summoned by Czechov's use of the cyber-
prefix, and his challenge to define his new label.
The weather-proof coating on them is a poly-composite
stuff, called 'muppet-hide'. (There's some interesting
road-kill on the roads outside this ranch...) I hope there
are no objections to the lighted jack-o-lanterns on the
new guns..
Feel free to drop-kick the snowmen, but don't blame me
if they come after you.
Oh, and there won't be anymore of that camoflage and
fractal snow...sorry about that.
But the eggnog daemon is almost ready, and the pink
flamingos you see will distribute it after the snowball
fight that will ensue after everyone gets cabin fever
and begins their bickering in the house, at which point
Poly will throw everyone out. That soot in the house
musta pissed her off, so I gather it won't be long.
(Nemickol continues work on the eggnog daemon, considering
the best design for the snow-fort he and his troops will no
doubt be needing soon, all the while scratching his crotch.
Perhaps his 'jingle-bell attachment' was too much..)
-Nemickol- (*rrgh!* Where's that 'Epilady'!?)
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